whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

joshpeck:

so many of you have changed your icons and urls and i really don’t even know who half of you are anymore i just go with it

hi:

sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 32 episodes of this new show I found