confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

divesting:

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry