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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character

last day of school

other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :'(((
me: adios bitchachos

Things that you didn't know:

funniest10k:

Worms may have up to 9 hearts.

You can die laughing.

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If sharks get upside down they fall into a coma.

Turtles can breathe through their tails.


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