"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
- some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
- My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

queefito:

i know stuff i just dont know how to properly phrase it and that makes me so mad